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Joke of the Day
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."
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"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."
"Made the mistake of dropping my pants when my dentist put on latex gloves."
"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""
"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."
"My best friend swore up and down that he would stop taking credit for my accomplishments. Then today he called me to brag that he got his wife pregnant."
"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"
"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""
"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""
"Cannibal Someone who is fed up with people"