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Joke of the Day
"Mary had a little lamb...... Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!"
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"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""
"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"
"Today we celebrate the birthday of a man who changed the way we see and understand the magic of the universe. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton."
"So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah. Okay you're black."
"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."
"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."
"My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out."