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Joke of the Day

"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"

"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."

"Oral sex can make your whole day... But anal sex can make your hole weak."

"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"We should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the person who figures out how to clap while holding a drink at a concert."

"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"