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Joke of the Day

"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."

"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine"

"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."

"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."

"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"

"What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof? Poutina."