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Joke of the Day

"What is the most heinous, disgusting, perverse, NSFW joke that you know?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" -Gordon Ramsay"

"me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work"

"If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever."

"I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me... Like it's my fault they don't have Windows..."

"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"*undercover cop knocks* Hi fill out this survey to win a free IPad! 1. name 2. address 3. email 4. where are drugs *mustache falls off*"

"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."

"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"