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Joke of the Day

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"I will give you reddit gold if you dont read this."

"Transform chocolate into a balanced meal by eating it standing on one leg WITHOUT falling over. Chocolate yoga: it's the next big thing."

"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"