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Joke of the Day

"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"

"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"

"I think that pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"

"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."

"Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live."

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."