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Joke of the Day
"I bet rapists can get their straw in a Capri Sun on the first try."
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"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"
"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."
"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"
"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""
"What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself"
"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"
"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."
"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."
"Did you hear about the blind Rabbi in charge of circumcision? He got the sack!"