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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."

"Would you like a havarti sandwich? No thank you, havarti got a sandwich! *rim shot*"

"Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Grammar Tip: When the zombie apocalypse starts I will be using people who write 'would of' instead of 'would have' as human shields."

"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""

"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."

"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."

"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"