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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."
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"When I wake up before my alarm clock...I sometimes sneak up on it while it's still sleeping and yell ""HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"""
"I heard a great joke in the elevator today It was funny on so many levels."
"air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming."
"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"
"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."
"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."
"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."
"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."