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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."
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"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems."
"So a proctologist is examining a patient. He pulls an anal thermometer out of his coat to make some notes. Looks at it and says ""Damnit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though."
"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."
"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."
"""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."