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Joke of the Day

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems."

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."

"How much does Dickbutt make an hour? Minimeme wage"

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."

"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."

"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."

"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."