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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."

"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"

"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"

"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."

"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"

"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"

"Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29."

"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"

"Fey items are full of irony."

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."