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Joke of the Day

"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like, ""Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"""

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"

"Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy? Because he had no nuts."

"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"

"Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people."

"Did you hear about the Rabbi giving away hot drinks at the airport? It was Jew-tea-free"

"Here is my period story Period. End of story."