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Joke of the Day

"Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too."

"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"

"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."

"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never begged to have a lentil on my face"

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."