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Joke of the Day

"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."

"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"

"TIFU: By approaching a feminist."

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"

"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* and he disappeared without a tres."

"I used to be addicted to soap... but now I'm clean."

"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"

"When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!"