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Joke of the Day

"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."

"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and broken dreams disguised as lessons learned."

"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."

"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."

"if we're being honest, angelica from rugrats is probably a stripper with a cocaine addiction now."

"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."

"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."