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Joke of the Day
"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"
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"I have abs...... .....olutely nothing"
"No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it."
"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."
"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"
"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."
"Getting carried away is usually fun, unless it's by a truck."
"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."
"To me, God will always be that guy that could've made Pokemon or Star Wars real but instead was all like, ""Nah bruh, malaria and AIDS."""
"""They say you should dress for the job you want..."" ""Then why the fuck are you naked?!?"" ""Because I want a blow job"""