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Joke of the Day

"Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again."

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone call."

"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."

"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"

"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"what do hookers and guns have in common? the customer wants the most bang for their buck."

"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."