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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."

"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."

"The universe implodes.... No matter."

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"

"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"

"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."

"Don't try this at home. If homeless, go for it!"