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Joke of the Day
"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."
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"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
"What do a house and clean clothes have in common? Homeless people have neither."
"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
"What do you call a group of philosophers? An argument."
"At the planetarium with my family. I think my wife was surprised to discover she's not the center of the universe."
"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."