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Joke of the Day

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"

"With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."

"You can actually drink lava! but only once."

"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"The baby wasn't very good at transitioning out of breastfeeding I guess you could say he sucked at tit"