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Joke of the Day

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone call."

"What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters."

"Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own."

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself."

"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"

"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"Women are like Gremlins, get them wet and they get into all sorts of trouble."

"ADHD is ADD in high definition."