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Joke of the Day

"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."

"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."

"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""

"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."

"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."

"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"

"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""

"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."

"7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!"

"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."