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Joke of the Day

"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"

"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"GF asked ""Can you hand me my shoes?"" Me: ""No, but I can feet them to you"""

"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."

"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."

"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."

"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."

"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""

"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."