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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"

"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"

"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."

"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"

"My dick is like an anchor... If it extends, I'm not going anywhere until it retracts."

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"

"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""