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Joke of the Day
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
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"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"
"So two baby seals walk into a club"
"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."
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"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
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"What do planets read? Comet books."