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Joke of the Day

"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"

"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."

"""No flying cars yet?"", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb."