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Joke of the Day
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
Next Joke
"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"
"Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass."
"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."
"Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise."
"""You CAN even."" - white girl life coach"
"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."
"What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant? ""My mom is gonna kill me!"" What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant? "" My mom is gonna kill me!"""
"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"