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Joke of the Day
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."
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"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."
"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."
"I bought my dog a toy cell phone, now it takes him 45 minutes to shit."
"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."
"""Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."" ""So just the normal way you make a martini then?"" ""That's right."""
"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."
"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."