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Joke of the Day
"As a janitor, you wouldn't believe the shit I have to clean up. http://m.imgur.com/cjYphZQ"
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"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."
"What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd."
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."
"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"
"The Bartender says, we don't serve time-travelers here! A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""