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Joke of the Day

"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"

"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."

"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("

"Happy 34% of Americans Tuesday."

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."

"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out."

"What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command? Present Alms!"

"What is so ironic about Atheists? A: they're always talking about God."