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Joke of the Day

"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""

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"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."
"Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?"
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
"Kids are like farts... ...the only ones you can put up with are your own."
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