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Joke of the Day

"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""

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"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"You know you masturbate too much when... both hands pretend to be asleep."
"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
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