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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."

"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""

"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""

"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."

"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"

"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"

"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."

"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."