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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait till next years veterans day: for the ones that didn't get captured...."
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"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD"
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"
"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."
"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."
"ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?"
"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"