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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
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"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"
"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."
"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."
"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."
"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."
"Bear Grylls lies on the floor at Starbucks peeing into his own mouth, ""this is literally the only way to survive in this environment"""
"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."