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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a snake can't perform sexually? Ereptile dysfunction"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why bother calling it?"
"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""
"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"
"What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow? You stop milking the cow after ten years."
"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"
"If I had a time machine, sure I'd go back & kill Hitler, but first I'd pick up an ice cold Coca Cola Classic! (sponsored tweet)"
"Chicken pot pie Three of my favorite things."
"Who is ant man's worst enemy? Raid"
"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."