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Joke of the Day

"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD"

"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."

"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."

"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"

"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."

"1. Hide babies all over house. 2. If a kid asks, ""Where do babies come from?"" laugh, ""Where DON'T they come from!"" and open every cabinet."

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"