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Joke of the Day

"What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant? ""My mom is gonna kill me!"" What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant? "" My mom is gonna kill me!"""

"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."

"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."

"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Letsh Have Shex! Horny Sean Connery"

"My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist."

"[speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define ""child"""

"[OC] Did you hear about the two fruits who weren't allowed to get married? Turns out they cantaloupe."

"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"