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Joke of the Day

"At a local restaurant, I got on one knee and she said yes. 13 years later I haven't got the balls to tell her I was just chasing a crouton."

"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"

"Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet."

"whenever I think of the happy birthday song I imagine someone softly crying and singing it under their breath, blowing out a candle alone"