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Joke of the Day
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
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"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"
"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""
"Drinking is a slow death ..It is okay. I am in no hurry."
"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."
"They say sex after marriage is not the same. My sex life is like the Olympics! Happens once every four years, costs me lots of money, & there's usually a big fight afterward."
"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."