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Joke of the Day
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
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"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."
"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."
"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."
"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."
"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."