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Joke of the Day

"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."

"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"

"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."

"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."

"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"

"Did you hear about the sewer line breaking during a funeral earlier? It was a shitty mourning."

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"

"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"