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Joke of the Day

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."

"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."

"Women need security -when I'm around."

"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."

"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !"

"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."