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Joke of the Day
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
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"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."
"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"
"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"
"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."