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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"
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"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"I set up a life size mousetrap in my front yard, but instead of cheese as bait, I used a fedora. Death toll: 17 hipsters and a curious cat."
"Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot."
"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."
"If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, ""Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."""
"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."
"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"