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Joke of the Day

"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"

"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."

"I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you."

"Do you know why they don't have 13th floors on most buildings? Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall. No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . ."

"Two hefty guys are drinking in the pub, one says ""Your round."""

"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."

"My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes. I told her to lighten up."

"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."