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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."

"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"

"Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich"

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"[police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*"

"If I were cloned I'd be beside myself with confusion. Really, I'd probably see double."

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."