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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."
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"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"For my birthday... For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"
"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
"Why did the chemist die? He ate a Pb and J sandwich."
"Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff."
"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."