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Joke of the Day
"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"
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"When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)"
"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."
"What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader? One bawls his wares out on the street..."
"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."
"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."
"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."
"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"