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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
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"It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like ""Let's give the horses a shot at it"""
"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."
"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."
"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"
"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"
"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"