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Joke of the Day
"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
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"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"
"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
"If someone is cramping your style, Tell they, go masturbate elsewhere you pedophile!"
"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."
"Martin Shkreli."
"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"